Cat the Ripper rides again.

Good morrow peeps,

That is all.

Thanks for stopping by.

Bx

Why the big paws?

Howdy y’all. Did you miss me? Well fear not for I, like Studio Ghibli’s eponymous feline, have returned (now with added geek references!)

So why did I go, where have I been and what has happened? In all honesty who cares? Suffice to say I’ve picked my pens back up and let’s take it from there… Actually let’s take it from here:

Maurice was relieved that the guillotine had only slightly intrigued him.

Hah- take note Williams sisters; when I take a long break I can still come back and deliver the goods.

Thanks for stopping by. (I’ve missed saying that.)

Bx

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

Hey hey,

I’m posting early- I’m too excited to go to sleep, like a kid at christmas. I’m seeing Tim Minchin at the Albert Hall tomorrow!!!!!!! If you don’t know him do a youtube search right this minute… well maybe look at the comic first.

Atomic Kitten

Now go search youtube for Tim Minchin!

TFSB

Bx

‘Cos it’a thousand times more deserving of tribute than ‘Midsomer Murders.’

Morning all,

I cannot lie; thanks to catching a slew of repeats on ITV15 +1 I have come to realise I actually really like Cadfael. In honour of Sir Derek of Jacobi’s God-bothering Gumshoe I present this tribute:

Catfael

Thanks for stopping by.

Bx

In honour of the King of the Jews.

Howdy folks and a very happy Easter to you all… unless you don’t particularly care for the concept of Easter, in which case; Happy Sunday!

Cat's Dreidel

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Bx

Lucky Strike.

Howdy fellas and felletes…

Er actually that sounds a bit rude, let’s say fellas and ladies, eh?

So you want more feline funnies, do ya? You’re an insatiable bunch aren’t you? Lucky i’m a generous bloke. I’m too good to you I really am.

Alley Cat.

Booyah!

Thanks for stopping by.

Bx

Ice, Ice Baby!

Welcome back,

Now how’s that for a bitch of an ear worm? I know you are already hating me for that one but just think of the loathing you will feel when Vanilla Ice is still running through your head at 4am tomorrow morning. No need to thank me.

So I guess we have time for a bit of shameless self promotion before hitting you with today’s comedic gem- I have a guest comic up at Milton’s Life which is well worth seeing if I do say so myself.

Ways to Skin a Cat #72: The freeze and smash.

Don’t you just love it?

Thanks for stopping by.

Bx

Dance magic dance…

‘Sup y’all,

Another day another comic, and another title designed specifically to get David Bowie stuck in your head. So, who wants another awful pun comic? You do? Awesome.

Club Foot

TFSB

Bx

It’s as plain as your nose ring.

Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.

Hope you are feeling the sap rising through your bones as Spring kicks into gear. I know I am- a day without need for jacket or scarf?! It’s enough to put a smile on the face of any man. And speaking of smiles on faces I’ve just been told that I am uncool for using the emoticon :-) I should be using :D who knew? I was, however, introduced to a great emoticon called Clyde (though I think it looks like Derren Brown in a bowler hat) 

c|>:-{D-

I can think of no practical application for it but it’s nice none the less.

Anyhoo here’s the latest comic for you all-

The Punk Panther

 

I know I hinted that I was working on something great on Tuesday, and while it would please me to think that you assumed it was this comic, I’m afraid I’m going to  make you wait a bit longer for the real thing.

Thanks for stopping by.

Bx

Working a new angle.

‘Sup y’all,

Today I thought I’d go with a classically awful pun- well, I know my audience!

Kingfisher

Thanks for stopping by.

Bx

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