Full of Eastern promise.

Mornin’, I hope the day finds you well.

Fu Manx Chu



If Carslberg wrote puns…

Good day, my friends.

Please bear with me a moment as I get the shameless self promotion out of the way… One of my other comics ‘My TV is Evil’ has been featured on the site drunkduck.com and even has a review on their ‘Quackcast’. The interest that this has generated has already pushed me into the top 10 comic strips on the site, and into the top 30 comics of any style! Yay me! Anyhoo this isn’t a blog about TV’s this is all about the cute little puddy cats so without further ado may I present Catatonic #320.

Egrets; I've had a few.

“And that,” said Mr. Punch with a satisfied grin, “is very much how you do it!”

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Don’t fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.

How do you do?

 Pack your bags for another trip, today we are hitting South America as “Cat Breeds of The World” continues:

Cat Breeds of the World #3: Brazilian Shorthair.

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EDIT: As it appears nobody has made the connection I might as well tell you; the title to this post is a quote from Terry Gilliam’s Brazil.

Invent your own crude caption!

Howdy folks,

And might I say it’s mighty good of y’all to head over and check out my itty bitty webcomic. Now many of you will know that I am not above cracking a crude, rude, lewd or … er… blue(d?) comic strip but today I take the higher ground!

Kevin didn't do mornings.

See totally innocent and clean! But now I feel the need to go and draw some My TV is Evil.

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I bet you think this song is about you.

Now then.

Good to see you again my lovelies, I’m so glad you could join me for the best worst pun in the World ever!

Frank took the Lord's name in vane.

Doesn’t that just give you a warm feeling all over?!

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It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights…

Good day.

It’s another bout of animal cruelty I’m afraid- this time by the hand of one who was such an inspiration to me in my youth

Jim Henson's Cat

In fairness though this is more like what Disney did to the Muppets after Jim’s death, only it wasn’t a hand they were shoving up there it was a great big mousey…

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First is first, and second is nowhere.

Hello again,

Today it’s time to take on the fables and in particular that of the Tortoise and the Hare- now I know the Tortoise eventually bests his fleet-footed yet arrogant opponent but did any of you realise it was because he had help?

Ned gave the Tortoise a fighting chance.

Proof, if proof were needed, that it’s not about what you know but who you know. I’ve also just realised I was meant to have drawn a recipe book for “101 Recipes for Hare” in this comic would you be so kind as to visualise it somewhere by Ned’s feet.

Cheers y’all,

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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

What ho!

Well I don’t know about you, but I feel like a little more cruelty to animals:

Ways to Skin a Cat #85: The Wind Tunnel.

That’s the way to do it.



P.S. Is it just me or have these posts got a lot lazier in recent weeks? Ah bugger it, you only really come for the comics anyway!

A good day.

Bonjour la class.

So I won’t lie I’m feeling pretty good today. Not only has one of my banner designs been selected to advertise Comicfury.com, I have had my best ever daily viewing figures on Catatonic and My TV is Evil. And to top it all off I came up with this!

"Either you tell us what you know or Mr. Knuckles here is gonna start breaking your fingers."

Ba doom tsh! I thank you.



A rare departure from the norm.

Good day my pets,

Today I give you the only guest comic I have ever created using Catatonic characters. As some of you may know I also post comics on a site called ComicFury and it is for one of the friends I have made over there that I drew this comic. DSW (who draws Life is Bad among others) and I now have the same number of subscribers for our respective comics and, as is becoming a tradition, I have marked the occasion with this commemorative piece.

Life is Bad vs Catatonic.

Anyhoo- hope you like it, normality will be restored on Tuesday.

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