So nice of you to visit, how have you been? Let me take your coat, please have a seat can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee? Suffocated kumquat wrap? It’s funny that you decided to pop in now as I’ve just pulled this beast out of the oven- Check it.
Oh I am sorry I didn’t realise you were of such a sensitive disposition, I really should have given you warning. My apologies. What’s that? You really must be going? I hope it wasn’t anything I did? Well if you are sure…
Thanks for stopping by.