What do you call a man with jelly in one ear and custard in the other?

A trifle deaf… get it? Trifle. Deaf. Oh I kill myself. Right then my lovelies here’s a couple more cats for you. Eeh it’s like a cracker and an advent calender all rolled into one! I’m too good to you, I really am.

Quoth the raven nevermore.

The cat didn't know where his fiddle had got to but he knew the dish wouldn't be happy.

The Funeral

See you soon. Thanks for stopping by.



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  1. Shouldn’t that be “lovelies”?

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