Can someone confirm it’s still Thursday somewhere?

‘Sup y’all!

Better late than never.

Lion Bar.


Why the big paws?

Howdy y’all. Did you miss me? Well fear not for I, like Studio Ghibli’s eponymous feline, have returned (now with added geek references!)

So why did I go, where have¬†I been and what has happened? In all honesty who cares? Suffice to say I’ve picked my pens back up and let’s take it from there… Actually let’s take it from here:

Maurice was relieved that the guillotine had only slightly intrigued him.

Hah- take note Williams sisters; when I take a long break I can still come back and deliver the goods.

Thanks for stopping by. (I’ve missed saying that.)


You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

Hey hey,

I’m posting early- I’m too excited to go to sleep, like a kid at christmas. I’m seeing Tim Minchin at the Albert Hall tomorrow!!!!!!! If you don’t know him do a youtube search right this minute… well maybe look at the comic first.

Atomic Kitten

Now go search youtube for Tim Minchin!



In honour of the King of the Jews.

Howdy folks and a very happy Easter to you all… unless you don’t particularly care for the concept of Easter, in which case; Happy Sunday!

Cat's Dreidel

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Dance magic dance…

‘Sup y’all,

Another day another comic, and another title designed specifically to get David Bowie stuck in your head. So, who wants another awful pun comic? You do? Awesome.

Club Foot



It’s as plain as your nose ring.

Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.

Hope you are feeling the sap rising through your bones as Spring kicks into gear. I know I am- a day without need for jacket or scarf?! It’s enough to put a smile on the face of any man. And speaking of smiles on faces I’ve just been told that I am uncool for using the emoticon ūüôā I should be using ūüėÄ who knew? I was,¬†however, introduced to a great emoticon called Clyde (though I think it looks like Derren Brown in a bowler hat)¬†


I can think of no practical application for it but it’s nice none the less.

Anyhoo¬†here’s the latest comic for you all-

The Punk Panther


I know I hinted that I was working on¬†something¬†great on Tuesday, and while it would please me to think that you assumed it was this comic,¬†I’m afraid I’m going to ¬†make you wait a bit longer for the real thing.

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Working a new angle.

‘Sup y’all,

Today I thought I’d go with a classically awful pun- well, I know my audience!


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Full of Eastern promise.

Mornin’, I hope the day finds you well.

Fu Manx Chu



If Carslberg wrote puns…

Good day, my friends.

Please bear with me a moment as I get the shameless self¬†promotion out of the way… One of my other comics ‘My TV is Evil’ has been featured on the site¬† and even has a review on their ‘Quackcast’. The interest that this has generated has already pushed me into the top 10 comic strips on the site, and into the top 30 comics of any style! Yay me! Anyhoo this isn’t a blog about TV’s this is all about the cute little puddy cats so without further ado may I present Catatonic #320.

Egrets; I've had a few.

“And that,” said Mr. Punch with a satisfied grin, “is very much how you do it!”

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

Howdy- I know a couple of people will have read that title and already placed the quote, getting a little moist in the process and yes; today’s comic does relate directly. Suzie, Lou, TB and KB; this is for you: House Cat.

House Cat

How’s that for a slice of fried gold?!