You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

Hey hey,

I’m posting early- I’m too excited to go to sleep, like a kid at christmas. I’m seeing Tim Minchin at the Albert Hall tomorrow!!!!!!! If you don’t know him do a youtube search right this minute… well maybe look at the comic first.

Atomic Kitten

Now go search youtube for Tim Minchin!




‘Cos it’a thousand times more deserving of tribute than ‘Midsomer Murders.’

Morning all,

I cannot lie; thanks to catching a slew of repeats on ITV15 +1 I have come to realise I actually really like Cadfael. In honour of Sir Derek of Jacobi’s God-bothering Gumshoe I present this tribute:


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In honour of the King of the Jews.

Howdy folks and a very happy Easter to you all… unless you don’t particularly care for the concept of Easter, in which case; Happy Sunday!

Cat's Dreidel

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Ice, Ice Baby!

Welcome back,

Now how’s that for a bitch of an ear worm? I know you are already hating me for that one but just think of the loathing you will feel when Vanilla Ice is still running through your head at 4am tomorrow morning. No need to thank me.

So I guess we have time for a bit of shameless self promotion before hitting you with today’s comedic gem- I have a guest comic up at Milton’s Life¬†which is well worth seeing if I do say so myself.

Ways to Skin a Cat #72: The freeze and smash.

Don’t you just love it?

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It’s as plain as your nose ring.

Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.

Hope you are feeling the sap rising through your bones as Spring kicks into gear. I know I am- a day without need for jacket or scarf?! It’s enough to put a smile on the face of any man. And speaking of smiles on faces I’ve just been told that I am uncool for using the emoticon ūüôā I should be using ūüėÄ who knew? I was,¬†however, introduced to a great emoticon called Clyde (though I think it looks like Derren Brown in a bowler hat)¬†


I can think of no practical application for it but it’s nice none the less.

Anyhoo¬†here’s the latest comic for you all-

The Punk Panther


I know I hinted that I was working on¬†something¬†great on Tuesday, and while it would please me to think that you assumed it was this comic,¬†I’m afraid I’m going to ¬†make you wait a bit longer for the real thing.

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Full of Eastern promise.

Mornin’, I hope the day finds you well.

Fu Manx Chu



If Carslberg wrote puns…

Good day, my friends.

Please bear with me a moment as I get the shameless self¬†promotion out of the way… One of my other comics ‘My TV is Evil’ has been featured on the site¬† and even has a review on their ‘Quackcast’. The interest that this has generated has already pushed me into the top 10 comic strips on the site, and into the top 30 comics of any style! Yay me! Anyhoo this isn’t a blog about TV’s this is all about the cute little puddy cats so without further ado may I present Catatonic #320.

Egrets; I've had a few.

“And that,” said Mr. Punch with a satisfied grin, “is very much how you do it!”

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

Howdy- I know a couple of people will have read that title and already placed the quote, getting a little moist in the process and yes; today’s comic does relate directly. Suzie, Lou, TB and KB; this is for you: House Cat.

House Cat

How’s that for a slice of fried gold?!



Invent your own crude caption!

Howdy folks,

And might I say it’s mighty good of y’all to head over and check out my itty bitty webcomic. Now many of you will know that I am not above cracking a crude, rude, lewd or … er… blue(d?) comic strip but today I take the higher ground!

Kevin didn't do mornings.

See totally innocent and clean! But now I feel the need to go and draw some My TV is Evil.

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I bet you think this song is about you.

Now then.

Good to see you again my lovelies, I’m so glad you could join me for the best worst pun in the World ever!

Frank took the Lord's name in vane.

Doesn’t that just give you a warm feeling all over?!

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